tfln

[mostunconventional]

01. I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.

02. Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"

03. You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.

04. when god was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out with you and was like "ehhhh, they'll make it!"

05. [Text her.]